Sorry, Garrus, you already missed me running my first mile.
Guess your scrapbook is going to be ruined.
But seriously, let's not get carried away here. It's cute or whatever
that you and Shepard are all gung-ho to get me ready to defeat the Huns, but I'm not a marine. I can shoot a gun and run a little bit, I don't need to be able to punch a mech's face in or something.
Last time around Orange had some coverage, but not a lot.
Don't share this with anyone with a grey cuff, there's a gag order, but they planted bombs last mission, when you were with me. And they had to deal with neraki while doing that.
We're all on the field here, Joker. You can handle a gun. I've seen it. But I wanna know you've got yourself fully covered just in case.
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Guess your scrapbook is going to be ruined.
But seriously, let's not get carried away here. It's cute or whatever
that you and Shepard are all gung-ho to get me ready to defeat the Huns, but I'm not a marine. I can shoot a gun and run a little bit, I don't need to be able to punch a mech's face in or something.
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Don't share this with anyone with a grey cuff, there's a gag order, but they planted bombs last mission, when you were with me. And they had to deal with neraki while doing that.
We're all on the field here, Joker. You can handle a gun. I've seen it. But I wanna know you've got yourself fully covered just in case.
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Fine.
I'll talk to Shepard about it.
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I also trust that she could use a hand with you.
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because it sounds like you're accusing me of insubordination
and i'll have you know that
[There is about a thirty second pause.]
yeah no actually that's a reasonable accusation. carry on.
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Let me know if you need anything. I know you guys are probably short on some supplies.
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not unless we're going to be doing this in wellingtons and ponchos
actually that would be hilarious if drowning weren't a serious possibility
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But don't you guys have a saying about it? Hell or high water? There's always training.
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a real gym
mats on the floors and everything
then how about we think about starting whatever bootcamp from hell you have planned
because in case you didn't notice, you're starting from pretty much the ground up here
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I don't wanna put you through hell. I wanna keep you around.
We had a dragon, Joker. An actual, talking, smart, fighting, dragon. The neraki took him out.
I can't turn you into a turian soldier, I can't even guarantee turian military skills will keep me alive. But it improves the odds.
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but i'm just saying that starting me off running in ankle deep water is a real good way for me to break my ankle
and i mean i know i've had practice
but broken bones are not as sexy as i make them look
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I'll probably be able to hear the screams from miles away.
How about we start with push ups?
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also wow, now i know for sure how you survived that missile to the face
you have the density of a black hole
i will talk to shepard about it. shepard will be the person that i will talk to, and the person of the talking will be shepard. clear enough yet?
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Except maybe the vorcha.
How about you're already talking to me so why not get two helpers for the price of one?
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it's a saying
if you have too many people working on the same task, it gets all fucked up
more people training me ≠ better training
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But all right. You talk to her, I'll talk to her, and I'll see you later.