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moreau.jeffrey@cdc.org
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[boneitis]

[No, Garrus, stop being right. He hates it when other people are right.]

Fine.

I'll talk to Shepard about it.

[forgivetheinsubordination]

I'll talk with her too.

[boneitis]

What, you don't trust me, craterface? I'm hurt.

[forgivetheinsubordination]

I trust you fine at the helm.

I also trust that she could use a hand with you.

[boneitis]

are you accusing me of insubordination, vakarian?

because it sounds like you're accusing me of insubordination

and i'll have you know that

[There is about a thirty second pause.]

yeah no actually that's a reasonable accusation. carry on.

[forgivetheinsubordination]

That's what I thought.

Let me know if you need anything. I know you guys are probably short on some supplies.

[boneitis]

i'm gonna say that none of this is happening while we're ankle deep in flood water

not unless we're going to be doing this in wellingtons and ponchos

actually that would be hilarious if drowning weren't a serious possibility

[forgivetheinsubordination]

Really tired of all of the water, I gotta say.

But don't you guys have a saying about it? Hell or high water? There's always training.

[boneitis]

once we're back someplace with like

a real gym

mats on the floors and everything

then how about we think about starting whatever bootcamp from hell you have planned

because in case you didn't notice, you're starting from pretty much the ground up here

[forgivetheinsubordination]

In case you didn't notice, this world doesn't really wait for anyone to get settled.

I don't wanna put you through hell. I wanna keep you around.

We had a dragon, Joker. An actual, talking, smart, fighting, dragon. The neraki took him out.

I can't turn you into a turian soldier, I can't even guarantee turian military skills will keep me alive. But it improves the odds.

[boneitis]

and like i said i'll talk to shepard

but i'm just saying that starting me off running in ankle deep water is a real good way for me to break my ankle

and i mean i know i've had practice

but broken bones are not as sexy as i make them look

[forgivetheinsubordination]

If that's your definition of sexy, I really never want to see you trying seductive. On anyone. Ever.

I'll probably be able to hear the screams from miles away.

How about we start with push ups?

[boneitis]

sarcasm, vakarian. sarcasm.

also wow, now i know for sure how you survived that missile to the face

you have the density of a black hole

i will talk to shepard about it. shepard will be the person that i will talk to, and the person of the talking will be shepard. clear enough yet?

[forgivetheinsubordination]

Right back at you, Moreau. Nobody thinks screaming in pain is sexy.

Except maybe the vorcha.

How about you're already talking to me so why not get two helpers for the price of one?

[boneitis]

too many cooks, garrus

[forgivetheinsubordination]

What does cooking have to do with anything?

[boneitis]

too many cooks spoils the broth

it's a saying

if you have too many people working on the same task, it gets all fucked up

more people training me ≠ better training

[forgivetheinsubordination]

You're just scared you can't handle it.

But all right. You talk to her, I'll talk to her, and I'll see you later.